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 Board upgrade We are shortly changing to the new phpbb 3 release. There seems to be many new features included which should benefit everyone. http://www.phpbb.com/about/features/?sid=eee26aae9a5020628112bbbca1e09d10 I'm not sure if this will be a seamless upgrade or whether there may be some downtime. If you experience any inconvenience it's fucking tough luck :point Comments 11 Site Suspended fiasco With the two sites down for a day or three we thought it was something simple such as no cunt had paid the bill. No such luck we were being investigated by a shadowy department of MI5 for some sort of alleged subversive activities. The cunts must have had a wonderful time trawling through the Shitbin. Many thanks to the spineless cunt or cunts who denounced us which as always has backfired in our favour. Look out for spooky new members :scared: Comments 34 Arsetornaway. Sadly I have to pass on the news that arsey died on the 19th. of November. His son gave us the details today. He was a miserable cantankerous old cunt and this forum suited him down to the ground. I for one will miss the old fucker. Comments 22 GrumpyCunt at work No more need to cower under the desk with a mirror to login to grumpycunt. You can now use the work safe URL http://www.gcatwork.com without fear of your employers prying eyes or URL logs. It is also advisable to use the Classic phpbb style which can be found in your profile panel >board styles >Classic. With the Classic board style selected any cunt walking past your monitor at work now will think you are logged on to one of the many thousand phpbb's that use the standard format :Eh! What [color=red]IMPORTANT:[/color] If you change to the gcatwork site please clear your cookie cache before logging in, then only use the gcatwork URL No excuses now so get ranting :thumb Comments 1 Board Maintenance We are making a few improvements to the board over the next day or two so rather than shut the whole fucking thing down it's being worked on live. One or two things may not work from time to time so it's tough shit. If anyone has any questions or complaints they can fuck right off :point Comments 25 Bandwidth exceeded message Apologies to all grumpycunt.com readers for the site being down for a few hours. We have an unlimited bandwidth hosting package so the bandwidth exceeded message came as somewhat of a surprise. We have had the the server logs checked and it appears that three or four IP. addresses were flooding the server with an automatic re-loader. Without wishing any libel actions upon the board, I'll refrain from naming the suspected source, suffice to say they are well known to us. As has been previously stated on this board, GrumpyCunt 'Shock and awe' retribution is legendary :thumb Comments 8 Cunting Christmas A fucking great file landed in my inbox this morning from those two prize cunts Obnoxio the Clown and Dances with Chickens. Just to humour the twats, I've stuck it on the front page as a slide show 
Comments 10 More server fuckmongering. The grumpycunt IT lackey has informed us that there may be some downtime today and tomorrow due to yet another sever changeover. If the tight porridge gargling cunt paid the bills he wouldn't have to keep fucking us all around touting us from server to server. As always if anyone finds this inconvenient, fucking tough luck you whinging cunts :point Comments 2 GrumpyCunt's second anniversary. GrumpyCunt is two years old. If anyone has managed to stay with us, you must be a bunch of thick skinned vitriolic cunts :mrgreen: Comments 4 More downtime. Most will have noticed the varying speed of the board at present from mostly slow as shit sliding down a rusty pipe to almost normal. Our porridge gobbling IT lackey is going to try a server swap later so there may some downtime. We will try to arrange this when everyone is down the pub getting pissed 
For those housebound grumpy cunts who rely on this board as their only contact with others, you're fucked :point Comments 2 Site Move Successful I sincerely hope all you cunts are happy, but knowing you lot, I'm sure you'll have plenty to moan about. :nana Comments 2 GrumpyCunt board downtime. During this week the board will be down for about 24 hours. We are transferring to another hosting company in an effort to resolve this cunting server error we are plagued with. If anyone is inconvenienced, fucking tough luck :point Comments 1 New Moderator deca one of our old established mods has decided that dropping a sprog in a few weeks time will require all of her attentions. She has asked that her modship goes to another girlycunt and she nominated BikerBitch as her successor. Personally I think that is an excellent choice as BB doesn't take any shit from anyone but also comes across as being very even handed when tearing into people. I would like to see more girl mods. Anyone interested please PM me with vital statistics, underwear colour etc. :D Comments 60 Proxy servers We shall shortly install a proxy IP blocking feature to this board. The reason for this is to deter registration and posts using proxy servers by trolls and malcontents. This will in no way affect genuine future members who wish to register, or existing members who do not hide behind a proxy server. Comments 56 Christmas goodwill The special Christmas goodwill to all cunts forum is now closed. It will be left in place for the next few days for anyone that missed the fun to read, then consigned to the archives until next year, when peace may break out once more across the trenches. Special thanks to the few the grumpier old men and women that poked their heads above the parapet and ventured out into no mans land for a bit of fun and frivolity. We all enjoyed the fraternity and banter and hopefully some of us have come closer together. We all here at grumpycunt.com wish everyone a fucking awful and miserable new year, otherwise, what's the point of our poxy boards :mrgreen: Comments 0 Grumpy Birthday GC.COM is now a whole year old. We'd like to thank all of you grumpy buggers who have supported the site and made everybody's life so much more miserable, we salute you! Lets hope that GC is still growing this time next year! (At societies current rate of decline I don't see that being a problem!). Comments 7 GrumpyPix :: Come on you budding artists.. We are looking for some more topical, humorous and witty "GrumpyPix" to be submitted for the front page, if you feel one of your creations is worthy then send it our way: webmaster@grumpycunt.com :thumb Comments 16 Server Issues.. We apologise for the site out-ages today but normal grumpy service has now resumed. Our server hosts had a power surge that damaged their backup power supplies so the site was down for about 12 hours today. Our Hosts said: -------- The power failure was caused by the incoming mains into the UPS feeder board blowing up causing the power to go down. Unfortunately this was completely beyond our control and we are looking for assurances that this problem will not re-occur. -------- blah.. blah... We apologise for any rants that went un-posted! Comments 49 Grumpycunt.com Stickers are now here! 
We have just taken delivery of the grumpycunt.com vinyl bumper stickers! The stickers are 150mm x 30mm and read "grumpycunt.com" with the sub-text "life is one big disappointment" and can be applied to just about anything. Why not make everyone aware of your mental state by applying one to your car or even better your forehead? The stickers cost £3 inc. p&p, payments can be made by Cheque and we are setting up a PayPal account. Please email shop@grumpycunt.com for more information! Comments 33 |
I'm gonna give you ... 42 days ... to get fucked! :disappointed What a fucking shambles this has been, Gordon Brown bribing the DUP to vote on his side and pussy-whipped Labour cunts sucking up to their failing, flailing fuckwit leader by voting against their consciences. And yet, there have been things to take away: a rare outburst of principle (from David Davis), Dianne Abbott saying something sensible and more hints that maybe David Cameron isn't going to be any fucking different from the shower of shite we have. But I do despair, I really do. I need to find an island somewhere far away. :cry: by Obnoxio The Clown on Thu 12 Jun 16:39 Comments 76 Cunter Parcs Let me explain to you the concept of this weird Dutch inspired Portmeirion . I was asked by my partner if we could take the kids away at Whitsun all together and for the best part of a week. Now usually this involves a lot of umming and ahhing from me, the rental of a large camper van and copious amounts of shouting. “No, no” she said. “Center Parcs. It’s lovely” I’ve never been to Center Parcs based on the fact that I try to avoid people wherever and when ever possible. I hate nearly everyone and the chances of me striking up a bon amie with anyone are smaller than Simon Cowell’s cock. Especially as I had in my mind the vision of the type of people who spend hard earned cash wandering around on bicycles and eating Muesli bars all day. by Old Holborn on Mon 2 Jun 17:34 Comments 29 It's The Brit-O-Vision Nonce Contest According to Simon Cowell, this Mike Scott lookalike is going to be the next big thing... 
But then the fucker would, wouldn't he? http://www.sundaymirror.co.uk/news/sunday/2008/05/11/simon-cowell-s-secret-singing-lessons-for-britain-s-got-talent-s-faryl-smith-98487-20413646/ Not the first time this has happened involving Cowell and these so-called talent contests, but looking at the entrants in just that one heat, and frankly you'd wonder if Gary Glitter was going to be on the judging panel! "insiders say Faryl is being groomed for success." And more besides I shouldn't wonder :Eh! Wha... more... by General Woundwort on Sat 31 May 22:11 Comments 18 Oxfam - Be Humancunts! 
You've all seen the adverts, done by RKCR & Leo Burnett, the same people that do ads for H M Samual, Lloyds TSB, the Channel Tunnel, and other such cash-strapped organisations. These adverts must have cost Oxfam an utter bomb, money that could be better spent on actual aid. And no, this is not me doing a bad impression of Judas from Jesus Christ Superstar...I'm hoisting the cunts by their own petard. Kraft PLC did an advertising campaign in the USA in April 2001 nicknamed "Molly's Story" showing them giving aid to Kosovar refugees (in reality actors). Quite apart from everyone sl... more... by General Woundwort on Sun 11 May 13:03 Comments 9 Abu Cuntada 
Kunt Kember is handwringing to the point of pissing himself. I would recommend Abu Cuntada be released into the care of our very own Old Felchy who I'm sure would explain to him of the error of his ways and guide him to the road of peaceful co-existence between Muslim and other religions. Hang on though, that would constitute torture wouldn't it :D by Fuck Off on Thu 8 May 22:49 Comments 11 Yay! It's payday! I always look forward to the end of the month, usually to be disappointed by how much I actually DON'T get paid. As the good lady is on maternity, I don't mind putting in a few extra hours here and there to make up the deficit. Not that we're starving, mind you, but I'd like to have a choice of jam to have on my buttered bread. So the receptionist does her rounds, I receive the sealed envelope with enthusiasm. Ooh it feels heavy this month, with a few hours overtime in there. Alas, no. I've had almost £1K deducted this month, which means that I'm only slightly better off with the overtime than if I'd not bothered. And I'm starting to wonder why I do bother. I'm not too fussed about who I direct my anger at, as there are p... more... by obsidian on Wed 30 Apr 10:41 Comments 17 David Walliams & Sarah Bartholomew - Cuntputer says NO! Little Britain, Peep Show, The Office...Russell Brand, Jimmy "Captain Scarlet Was My Dad" Carr, Johnny Vegas...the list is endless of the criminally talentless that have inflicted hours of humourless offal on the goggleboxes, and then wonder why most people would sooner get a good laugh by going to the nearest dual carriageway flyover with a breezeblock & wait for the inevitable Mini Cooper Clubman Chavmobile being driven by the usual retarded fuckwits at Mach 3... :evil Now I'm prepared to accept that some people do find them funny, in the same way I'm prepared to accept that a civilisation as ahead of its time as Ancient Egypt could be still fuckwitted enough to worship the dung beetle. But you really know that the world has gone ... more... by General Woundwort on Sat 19 Apr 19:18 Comments 7 Bilderberg - Building a brighter future? Imagine that you are one of the richest people in the world. Seriously rich. You'd want to ensure you stayed that way, wouldn't you? You'd want to ensure the world stayed as it is for the sake of your kids and their kids, wouldn't you? You would seek out power in order to ensure that you could protect your assets. But on your own, the level of power required is surely unattainable. So you need to team up with other seriously rich people. Once you've agreed the list of those who share your aims, dreams and wealth, then you need to ensure that the group's work remains completely secret. No journalists, (although the media is well represented in your group), no press conferences, no reports, no publicity whatsoever. Indeed, even the location... more... by Reverend Ian Paisley on Mon 14 Apr 00:49 Comments 26 Just who is running this fucking country? See this cunt:- 
He's a convicted terrorist, currently basking in one of our £600 a week prisons, and astonishingly was given permission to live in the UK by some deluded lentilist cunt at the Home office.: QuoteThe 45-year-old father-of-five arrived in the UK in September 1993 on a forged United Arab Emirates passport. He was allowed to stay in June 1994 after claiming asylum for himself and his family (Of six) And that decision wasn't reversed, even after he was found in possession of £170,000 cash, including £805 in an envelope labelled "For the Mujahedin in Chechnya... more... by johnny5 on Wed 9 Apr 13:58 Comments 1 Women at Work - the root of all our problems? [size=4]I'm sure this has been written about before, but frankly, I don't care. I've had a bad day and a bleeder caused it.[/size] Which cunt decided that women should be allowed into the job market? It's down to us. We've allowed 'em in. We had it all wrapped up and then we opened up Pandora's Box and let Pandora out. Come on, own up. Which of you cunt's Granddad couldn't keep his fucking horny, calloused old hands off Pandora's box? They once knew their fucking place... I don't object to 'em nursing, the caring professions need a woman's touch, that's what they were born for. To care for the male of the species. While WE went out to work, hunting and shit. They can teach if they want, so long as... more... by Reverend Ian Paisley on Wed 2 Apr 22:21 Comments 32 Fitna - propaganda or truth? It's difficult to argue with images taken from news channels. Geert's controversial film includes a telephone call from the burning Trade Centre over images of the Falling Man on 9/11, dead and dying bodies following the Spanish train attacks, a beheading with sound, female genital mutilation, muslim female lawbreakers being shot in the head and beheaded and dead soldiers being dragged through the streets. The music from Peer Gynt is suitably emotive, providing an effective background to images of muslims marching with placards that state 'Hitler was right', 'Freedom - Go to hell' and an intimate interview with a 3 year old girl who is encouraged to let us know that Jews are pigs and apes because Allah said so. Predictions about the future... more... by Reverend Ian Paisley on Thu 27 Mar 21:48 Comments 67 Charity? We have a load of old IT kit at work. Older than three years, so out of warranty, Finance couldn't give a toss about the write-off, so we need to get rid of it. Pronto, because old proliant servers don't look as swish in the server rack anymore. So the team's techie finds a company that'll remove it for us for the tidy sum of £470. That's for a small vanload of old crap. I thought, hang on, I'm sure schools would appreciate kit like this. Doesn't cost them anything to purchase, they get to have a play and learn at the same time, and if it gets REALLY old, they can bin it. I don't have school-age kids of my own, my boy is just 16 months today. So I ring up my sister, who has two girls in the local technical school. Get the number, ring up... more... by obsidian on Tue 18 Mar 20:16 Comments 18 Wank Relief I've sat through some shite tonight. Her indoors wanted to watch the Sport Relief bollocks. I fucked it all up for her, of course. I pointed it out that 15 million isn't enough. Nowhere fucking near... It isn't enough to educate a continent that believes this... more... by Reverend Ian Paisley on Sat 15 Mar 00:54 Comments 16 Phrases that try to herd you into a line of thinking. After a stressful day trying to earn a living while various Government agencies tried to impede my progress and regulate me till i squeak I came home to the wonders of the Budget review. Well nothing particularly unexpected really, my life has just got a little more expensive, its no surprise as its the same after every budget. All the stuff i enjoy like beer, wine, fags, and driving have all been targeted as normal. What has really got my piss flaming and my head truly fucked is the way that some of the key targets for the tax increases have little labels attached to them. Little catch phrases designed to be snappy and market the idea to the population, describe the "problem" in two words. make it so you could never argue against these words bec... more... by fuckweasel on Wed 12 Mar 23:07 Comments 4 End Child Poverty Now! It all sounds so worthy, doesn't it? Won't somebody think of the children? But what does it mean? Well, "child poverty" seems like such a bizarre concept, really. When I was a child, I had fuck all money. Did that make me poor? I don't know. I didn't feel poor, despite not having all the latest toys and a wardrobe full of clothes. I was fed, clothed, I got to school, I lived in a manner much like everyone else in my neighbourhood. Consequently, I'm moved to think that "child poverty" is actually an emotive term to cover overall poverty, but make it sound more dramatic and important. Personally, I reckon pensioners relying on the state for their existence are probably the most poverty-stricken among us, but who gives a fuck abo... more... by Obnoxio The Clown on Sun 9 Mar 10:52 Comments 8 The Suzy Lamplugh Cover-Up So we have another sex maniac jailed & the key dropped down the drain. And immediately we have the police giving it the old "hint-hint" routine with the media that they suspect he was the one for Suzy Lamplugh's death, on the grounds of...wait for it...THEY ONCE WORKED ON THE SAME SHIP! :wall Fuck-A-Duck, is there any jailed sex-killer left that hasn't been accused of this one yet? We were being told not so long ago that John Cannan was "definitely" the murderer...before that it was Michael Sams. The main evidence that the motive for her disappearence was sexual in nature seems to be based around the fact she was an shaggable Sloane Ranger, and thus in the eyes of the tabloid press editors - with one hand... more... by General Woundwort on Fri 22 Feb 22:28 Comments 3 Where's yer kid? I refer, not only to this little Piglet: 
But all the rest of the street inhabitants wandering around every evening after dark. Even though Shannon Matthews left school at ten-past-three, she was not reported missing for another four hours and twenty minutes. Thats 19:30hrs, or half past seven in civilian language, either way a bit fucking late for a nine year old to be wandering isn't it? No doubt one of her huge extended family on the Dewsbury Moors estate is currently shitting themselves at the thought of the local Police checking the contents of his freezer/ wardrobe, but the question rem... more... by johnny5 on Thu 21 Feb 10:58 Comments 18 Giving to Charity? 
I don't like Private schools. They stand for everything I detest about this class-ridden country. I have never understood how, in a supposedly first-world country, wealth should be the most important determinant of one's standard of education. All children deserve an equal chance, it's as easy as that. And in this country that is not the case. If your daddy is a successful criminal/stockbroker, you have the key to a privileged education. Money. The average cost of a reasonable private school is around £25,000 a year. Tonbridge, not, you'll agree, one of the big boys, costs £26,800 a year. So what do you get fo... more... by Reverend Ian Paisley on Wed 13 Feb 23:32 Comments 17 The Arch-Helmet of Cuntbuggery What fucking planet is this hirsute, God-bothering, serpentine-enunciating fuckwit on? 
His Ridiculousness has said that the adoption of certain aspects of sharia law in the UK “seems unavoidable”. Now, I’m not going to submit to some form of nationalistic righteous indignation over this, nor am I even tempted to spout platitudes along the lines of “When in Rome”… I’d much rather deride his fatuous and ill-conceived argument, which, incidentally serves to illustrate perfectly how astronomically distant this woeful fuckmonger is from The Real World. Quote Dr Rowan Williams told Radio 4's W... more... by Scorpius on Fri 8 Feb 16:38 Comments 13 So not hot The internet. The sum total of all human knowledge and experience beamed into your home or phone instantaneously at your beck and call. A place where new you can communicate with people from all over the world to exchange views and ideologies. Never before in the history of man have we been able to communicate so freely. Obviously there's going to be a downside to this mass communicaton device though. It's accpetable that there will be tons of pointless chatter and inanity, that's human nature, but how bad can it get? http://www.hotornot.com/ Pubescent appearance related insecurities are blindingly embarrassing things meant to be kept secret. They're dealt with by either shagging evey... more... by Bearded Clam on Thu 7 Feb 23:57 Comments 36 Cuntstrom Revisited - He's getting worse Mr Richard Brunstrom, the Chief Constable of North Wales, has made several appearances on these esteemed pages. He doesn’t mind – it’s the oxygen of publicity that he so desperately seeks. The most common reason for his being mentioned in dispatches in this forum is his obsession with the speed of motorists on the highways and byways of North Wales. There are more cameras, whether Gatso or mobile cctv in North Wales than any other Constabulary in the UK. And they are not a fund-raising device – he said so on Jeremy Vine, The World at One, News at Ten, Today and probably Blue fucking Peter. Anyway, that’s not why I’m again returning to the subject of Brunstrom. There’s more. He has been particularly ... more... by Reverend Ian Paisley on Fri 1 Feb 20:57 Comments 15 Fucking benefit-scrounging cunts 
Smarmy-looking cunts aren't they? Especially the two on the right, Henry and Freddy. £40,000 each to be students. Paid by us. Apparently, Henry was known for his 'Fuck Off, I'm Rich' parties. Mrs Cunt also took her share - the old bill are investigating that as well. How lovely to see them outside their bank. It's reassuring to know that Daddy was Chief Executive of the Cats Protection League, a sunday school teacher and, FUCKING HELL, Lord Commissioner to the Treasury. How satisfying it can be to see a family completely and utterly cunted. The report in the Telegraph suggests Fr... more... by Reverend Ian Paisley on Thu 31 Jan 23:09 Comments 32 What about my rights? I watched an argument the other day. It was between fat-ugly-neighbour who likes to park his car in a particular place and thin-bad-tempered neighbour who likes to park his eyesore of a works van wherever he feels like it – usually blocking the view from the front of at least three houses. During the course of said dispute the (now, it seems, almost inevitable) subject of “rights” was aired – “I have a right to park my car outside my own house”. Well, actually – no you don’t! Nowhere is this enshrined in United Kingdom law. There are many rights that are. The right, for instance for a Freeman of the City of London to drive his sheep across London Bridge or carry a naked sword in public. There are also a vast array of rights held by ... more... by thedsm on Mon 31 Dec 11:12 Comments 16 "The Train Arriving At Platform 13 Is The 8.20 Cuntfest If there's a place more guaranteed to sustain the epidemic levels of cuntery in the country than our railways, then I'm snared if I know it. Never mind the running of the railways: there's plenty of Professors of Advanced Cuntology amongst the passengers doing their best to ensure your trip will be as smooth as fucking sandpaper. DOORWAY CUNTS First comes the journey in the morning if you are going to work. When your train comes in, there will be a certain crowd of kiddy-fiddling types who will stand exactly at the same point of the edge of the platform every day where they expect the train to stop. Now, I could respect that if they were doing it so they got first dabs at what little seating there inevitably is. I'... more... by General Woundwort on Tue 23 Oct 13:39 Comments 8 Companies Dosshouse QuoteThe United Kingdom has enjoyed a system of company registration since 1844. Today, company registration matters are dealt with in law, by the Companies Act 1985 and the updating legislation contained in the Companies Act 1989. The venerable custodians of these weighty tomes of both historical and current Company information are civil servants: Companies House is an executive agency of the Department for Business, Enterprise and Regulatory Reform. Their role is: Quote to incorporate and dissolve limited companies, examine and store company information delivered under the Companies Act; and make this information available to the public. We aim to satisfy regulatory obligations and needs by Scorpius on Wed 17 Oct 16:50 Comments 10 First do no harm.. …or so the medical/nursing motto goes. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7037657.stm Beggars belief doesn’t it? Incompetent chief executives, senior managers, medical staff, nursing staff and let’s not forget the oh so fucked up government politicians, who have absolutely no experience whatsoever in managing a humungous public organisation like the rancid hellhole that is the NHS. Five health service secretaries in ten years, each one leaving the arse end of a shit filled commode behind for another incompetent to pick it up, and what does the next one do….fills the crapper even more! Yes , yes we all know it’s nursey’s fault. She didn’t wash her shit stained hands…again did she! Hmmm….not quit... more... by ticketyboo on Sat 13 Oct 23:36 Comments 13 Upspeak 
How can I possibly comment on the verbal [size=24]AIDS[/size] that is now belching across our americanizzzzed nation; anyone with an ambition to have a large ego is now victim of the plague of upspeak. The infliction is far too horrific to describe. Listening to a colleague in work explaining his methods of going around a problem, I felt insulted and patronised by his bizarre 'are you asking me a question? are you finishing a sentence? have you just suddenly remembered you've left all your porno mags scattered in your bedroom?' dialect ... my ears were starting to bleed, and my stomach was spinning round, I didn't know whether to punch him square... more... by Station on Tue 25 Sep 23:05 Comments 7 The carpet-bombed road to Mandalay It seems the time has come to 'develop' a new threat. Not to us here this time (see Iraq) but to the poor Myanmorons, enslaved by their military rulers for over 4 decades with scarcely a word from the US except standard 'axis of evil' sanctions and confusion over country's actual name. But now, with orange-clad baldies leading the demos, it is surely time more... by ex-guest on Tue 25 Sep 20:19 Comments 5 Too many chiefs...no Indians Since 2001 our soldiers and those of the US have been trying to catch or kill islamic militants with affiliation to Al Qaeda and the Taleban (rumour has it that they are also trying to bring peace and a poppy-free existence to the people of Afghanistan but you'd be hard pressed to notice). Anyway, their progress has been covered in various styles by the media, amply fed by the military PR machine which produces a 'victory' with some regularity. more... by ex-guest on Thu 30 Aug 19:33 Comments 8 Time for a new arse lads. Right. I'm fucking busy at the moment. Working 12 hours a day doesn't leave much time even for a spot of horizontal jogging, let alone dicking around in interweb message boards. But some things need to be said and said they will be. Look at *THIS* fucking shower and then weep tears of blood. First off, Muktar Said Ibrahim: Quote Ibrahim came to Britain aged 13 from Eritrea in 1990 with his family to escape war with Ethiopia. Then we have Yassin Omar: QuoteBorn in Somalia, Omar came to Britain in 1992, aged 10, and was raised by Christian foster parents, Bernice Campbell and Steven Lamb. At 18, Enfield council ... more... by CJ on Tue 10 Jul 16:28 Comments 11 Les Voitures Francaises sont beaucoup de Merd.... Oh dear, the French car manufacturers are all suffering a dip in sales, and it's not due to the ever pervading stench of Garlic, the Exchange rate or even the new French Government. :( No, French cars are just shit, simple as that. :x You may wish to don your Rose tints, and fondly reminisce over such apparent lovelies such as the sleek Citroen DS, the stoic Peugeot 504 Family Estate, or the trendy Renault 5, but a swift reality check paints a different picture, one painted on a backdrop of large denomination banknotes with leaked hydraulic fluid, and sprinkled liberally with ferrous oxide. :cry: There are few French cars ever made which posessed a reasonable combination of Dynamics, Reliability, Looks and Longevity. :oops: ... more... by johnny5 on Sat 7 Jul 20:55 Comments 19 A fait accompli. A harpoon in the flank of free speech. Recently introduced laws governing racial discrimination, incitement to religious hatred and religious discrimination are sufficiently vague that the potential exists whereby criminal charges may be brought on the flimsiest of evidence, and are entirely open to interpretation on the ground by our latest batch of “P.C.” PCs. The upshot of this is that, were the average man in the street to find himself in the dock facing such accusations, the onus would be upon the accused to engage costly legal representation in order to argue his case, with no guarantee of a favourable result. This effectively means that recourse to such charges, and a positive outcome in law, remain wholly in the domain of the rich ... more... by Scorpius on Sat 30 Jun 00:48 Comments 14 More anti-smoking fuckwittery Quote Ministers have excluded prison cells from the smoking ban that comes in to force a week from today. But they have said prison officers – and non-smoking prisoners – must be protected from passive smoking. Prison officers have now been told they should not enter a cell until the smell of smoke has gone. You couldn’t make this shit up. :wall Prisoners will soon be able to select either a ‘smoking’ or ‘non-smoking’ cell and those prisoners actually smoking in their cells will have to keep their cell doors closed to prevent the smoke from entering corridors etc. - I always thought the cunts were supposed to be locked up. Fancy a change of scenery? Can’t get enough time on the PlaySta... more... by Dances with Chickens on Sun 24 Jun 16:41 Comments 96 George Orwell: you were a real cunt War is Peace The population is controlled through fear. Fear of an imaginary enemy. Be it Al Qaeda about to bomb the capital to smithereens or an alleged, yet unproven plot to explode aeroplanes in mid air, the imaginary enemy is omnipresent and manifests itself through a curtailment of our freedoms. The government, key promulgator of peace, does so at the expense of war. We have peace in the UK – yet wage wars abroad to achieve it. The cost of war ravages our infrastructure starving it of much needed cash. In the C21st ideological Britain, we can afford to bomb our way through Afghanistan, Iraq and no doubt Iran, whilst failing in the basics of healthcare and educational provision. Freedom is Slavery... more... by CJ on Wed 30 May 16:03 Comments 32 Being Victims Numerous threads on this esteemed site have described the cancerous canker that is Liverpool, the detritus that form its populace and their inarguable ability to be victims. From wailing and gnashing of teeth over a bemused, befuddled and fortunately beheaded resident to the mock shock and horror at perceived criticisms by a perceptive Tory MP, from a refusal to acknowledge the role of Liverpudlian scum in the murder of 39 Italians at Heysel to the hysterical accusations and refusal to acknowledge the scouse-inflicted murders at Hillsborough, the Liverpudlian ability to deceive themselves knows no bounds. The ability to wallow in pity, to demonstrate self-righteous indignation over all-too-often self-inflicted wounds (Bigley should have left months before ... more... by Reverend Ian Paisley on Fri 25 May 00:05 Comments 68 I can only do what my job will allow Fucking civil service fucksticks. I have just spent half an hour on the phone to a complete idiot of a welsh fucknut working for HM Revenue and Customs. The gist of the problem is: 1) HMRC want to wind up a company 2) They are doing so on the basis of estimated VAT returns sent by them to a wrong address 3) I can get the court order lifted if some wage slave here fills in the missing (as in blank, as no VAT due) returns Anyway. Having been round the block with several incredibly helpful debt collectors and lawyers I end up getting through to Cuntwaft of Cardiff who was put on this planet purely to obstruct members of the public in carrying out their duties. The cunt won't send me duplicate returns because... more... by CJ on Wed 28 Mar 16:30 Comments 14 |
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