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Board upgrade We are shortly changing to the new phpbb 3 release. There seems to be many new features included which should benefit everyone. http://www.phpbb.com/about/features/?sid=eee26aae9a5020628112bbbca1e09d10 I'm not sure if this will be a seamless upgrade or whether there may be some downtime. If you experience any inconvenience it's fucking tough luck :point Comments 11 Site Suspended fiasco With the two sites down for a day or three we thought it was something simple such as no cunt had paid the bill. No such luck we were being investigated by a shadowy department of MI5 for some sort of alleged subversive activities. The cunts must have had a wonderful time trawling through the Shitbin. Many thanks to the spineless cunt or cunts who denounced us which as always has backfired in our favour. Look out for spooky new members :scared: Comments 34 Arsetornaway. Sadly I have to pass on the news that arsey died on the 19th. of November. His son gave us the details today. He was a miserable cantankerous old cunt and this forum suited him down to the ground. I for one will miss the old fucker. Comments 22 GrumpyCunt at work No more need to cower under the desk with a mirror to login to grumpycunt. You can now use the work safe URL http://www.gcatwork.com without fear of your employers prying eyes or URL logs. It is also advisable to use the Classic phpbb style which can be found in your profile panel >board styles >Classic. With the Classic board style selected any cunt walking past your monitor at work now will think you are logged on to one of the many thousand phpbb's that use the standard format :Eh! What [color=red]IMPORTANT:[/color] If you change to the gcatwork site please clear your cookie cache before logging in, then only use the gcatwork URL No excuses now so get ranting :thumb Comments 1 Board Maintenance We are making a few improvements to the board over the next day or two so rather than shut the whole fucking thing down it's being worked on live. One or two things may not work from time to time so it's tough shit. If anyone has any questions or complaints they can fuck right off :point Comments 25 Bandwidth exceeded message Apologies to all grumpycunt.com readers for the site being down for a few hours. We have an unlimited bandwidth hosting package so the bandwidth exceeded message came as somewhat of a surprise. We have had the the server logs checked and it appears that three or four IP. addresses were flooding the server with an automatic re-loader. Without wishing any libel actions upon the board, I'll refrain from naming the suspected source, suffice to say they are well known to us. As has been previously stated on this board, GrumpyCunt 'Shock and awe' retribution is legendary :thumb Comments 8 Cunting Christmas A fucking great file landed in my inbox this morning from those two prize cunts Obnoxio the Clown and Dances with Chickens. Just to humour the twats, I've stuck it on the front page as a slide show Comments 10 More server fuckmongering. The grumpycunt IT lackey has informed us that there may be some downtime today and tomorrow due to yet another sever changeover. If the tight porridge gargling cunt paid the bills he wouldn't have to keep fucking us all around touting us from server to server. As always if anyone finds this inconvenient, fucking tough luck you whinging cunts :point Comments 2 GrumpyCunt's second anniversary. GrumpyCunt is two years old. If anyone has managed to stay with us, you must be a bunch of thick skinned vitriolic cunts :mrgreen: Comments 4 More downtime. Most will have noticed the varying speed of the board at present from mostly slow as shit sliding down a rusty pipe to almost normal. Our porridge gobbling IT lackey is going to try a server swap later so there may some downtime. We will try to arrange this when everyone is down the pub getting pissed For those housebound grumpy cunts who rely on this board as their only contact with others, you're fucked :point Comments 2 Site Move Successful I sincerely hope all you cunts are happy, but knowing you lot, I'm sure you'll have plenty to moan about. :nana Comments 2 GrumpyCunt board downtime. During this week the board will be down for about 24 hours. We are transferring to another hosting company in an effort to resolve this cunting server error we are plagued with. If anyone is inconvenienced, fucking tough luck :point Comments 1 New Moderator deca one of our old established mods has decided that dropping a sprog in a few weeks time will require all of her attentions. She has asked that her modship goes to another girlycunt and she nominated BikerBitch as her successor. Personally I think that is an excellent choice as BB doesn't take any shit from anyone but also comes across as being very even handed when tearing into people. I would like to see more girl mods. Anyone interested please PM me with vital statistics, underwear colour etc. :D Comments 60 Proxy servers We shall shortly install a proxy IP blocking feature to this board. The reason for this is to deter registration and posts using proxy servers by trolls and malcontents. This will in no way affect genuine future members who wish to register, or existing members who do not hide behind a proxy server. Comments 56 Christmas goodwill The special Christmas goodwill to all cunts forum is now closed. It will be left in place for the next few days for anyone that missed the fun to read, then consigned to the archives until next year, when peace may break out once more across the trenches. Special thanks to the few the grumpier old men and women that poked their heads above the parapet and ventured out into no mans land for a bit of fun and frivolity. We all enjoyed the fraternity and banter and hopefully some of us have come closer together. We all here at grumpycunt.com wish everyone a fucking awful and miserable new year, otherwise, what's the point of our poxy boards :mrgreen: Comments 0 Grumpy Birthday GC.COM is now a whole year old. We'd like to thank all of you grumpy buggers who have supported the site and made everybody's life so much more miserable, we salute you! Lets hope that GC is still growing this time next year! (At societies current rate of decline I don't see that being a problem!). Comments 7 GrumpyPix :: Come on you budding artists.. We are looking for some more topical, humorous and witty "GrumpyPix" to be submitted for the front page, if you feel one of your creations is worthy then send it our way: webmaster@grumpycunt.com :thumb Comments 16 Server Issues.. We apologise for the site out-ages today but normal grumpy service has now resumed. Our server hosts had a power surge that damaged their backup power supplies so the site was down for about 12 hours today. Our Hosts said: -------- The power failure was caused by the incoming mains into the UPS feeder board blowing up causing the power to go down. Unfortunately this was completely beyond our control and we are looking for assurances that this problem will not re-occur. -------- blah.. blah... We apologise for any rants that went un-posted! Comments 49 Grumpycunt.com Stickers are now here! We have just taken delivery of the grumpycunt.com vinyl bumper stickers! The stickers are 150mm x 30mm and read "grumpycunt.com" with the sub-text "life is one big disappointment" and can be applied to just about anything. Why not make everyone aware of your mental state by applying one to your car or even better your forehead? The stickers cost £3 inc. p&p, payments can be made by Cheque and we are setting up a PayPal account. Please email shop@grumpycunt.com for more information! Comments 33